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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 24.06.2025 00:20

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

share office space ...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Here’s why exercise is so important if you’re a cancer survivor - The Washington Post

So, the docs changed it to read

Thumbs down again.

Unacceptable again!

Amazon Draws Whole Foods Closer in Grocery Unit Reorganization - Bloomberg

Next, they tried...

Minds and Behinds

Still no good.

Why do Americans and foreigners alike describe the USA as prudish? Why do I see nothing prudish about the USA society? USA feels like one of the loosest countries although Americans claim to be very reserved.

Then came..

No, not a chance

So they tried

We've Finally Seen The Skyscraper Tsunami That Shook Earth For 9 Days - ScienceAlert

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Still no good

What would be the lowest score with 9 strikes and no gutter balls?

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Which is the better research AI than Chat GPT?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Nuts and Butts

No way

I'm British and feel ashamed of the crimes of British colonialism. What should I do?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Hysterias & Posteriors

Another attempt resulted in ...

What is one fantasy you have never told anyone about but really want to do?

Loons and Moons

Freaks and Cheeks

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

What Happens to Your Blood Pressure When You Drink Energy Drinks Every Day? - Verywell Health

Just Forget it!

Everyone loved it.

An Optometrist Is Begging People To Stop This Common Habit ASAP - AOL.com

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Analysis & Anal Cysts

No go.

Steelers quickly settle any Aaron Rodgers jersey number mystery after signing - New York Post

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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