What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 24.06.2025 00:20

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
share office space ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Here’s why exercise is so important if you’re a cancer survivor - The Washington Post
So, the docs changed it to read
Thumbs down again.
Unacceptable again!
Amazon Draws Whole Foods Closer in Grocery Unit Reorganization - Bloomberg
Next, they tried...
Minds and Behinds
Still no good.
Then came..
No, not a chance
So they tried
We've Finally Seen The Skyscraper Tsunami That Shook Earth For 9 Days - ScienceAlert
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good
What would be the lowest score with 9 strikes and no gutter balls?
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Which is the better research AI than Chat GPT?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Nuts and Butts
No way
I'm British and feel ashamed of the crimes of British colonialism. What should I do?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Hysterias & Posteriors
Another attempt resulted in ...
What is one fantasy you have never told anyone about but really want to do?
Loons and Moons
Freaks and Cheeks
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
What Happens to Your Blood Pressure When You Drink Energy Drinks Every Day? - Verywell Health
Just Forget it!
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Everyone loved it.
An Optometrist Is Begging People To Stop This Common Habit ASAP - AOL.com
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No go.
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to